A laugh-filled novel about sexual healing, baseball and biodiversity, set in a parallel universe.

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King of Diamonds

A Madcap Tale of Sexual Healing, Baseball and Frogs,
Set in a Parallel Universe

Compared to Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Anton Wilson and Henry Miller...


Charley Orange, second-string catcher for the Megaglopoulis Mutants, can't get to first base with women.

They flock all over his teammate, Whizzo Mark Salot IV. The All-Star cast includes a would-be Frisbionic Woman, a psychic on a skateboard, a passel of frogs, an unforgetable madame, the World's Greatest Exo-Salientologist and other luminaries from a universe beyond.

Can the Mutes win the pennant? Can love conquer all? Can the frogs be saved? At once sex primer, side-splitting baseball drama and stirring ecofable, King of Diamonds could squeeze tears and laughs from a stone.


A Bull Durham on steroids...   (more reviews)

- ERIC DONDERO, Independent Publisher Reviews
King Of Diamonds - book cover